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The saying, "April showers bring May flowers" automatically reminds you of pilgrims...






what do you guys have?

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Q: What doMayflowers bring?

A: Cholera

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If an unfriendly power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might well have viewed it as an act of war.

-- "A Nation at Risk" (1983)

when you get kicked out of a theater for screaming at the movie for its inaccuracies.


(note - this has not happened to me, but to one of my professors multiple times for multiple movies)

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Uhm, guilty......

Jorit

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You are responsible for the current state of Kenny?!

... you can tell all the names of all the pets ever to have lived at the White House, including dates of death, breed and pedigree listings.

... when you have ´blocked´ Discovery Civilization from being seen by your children because you find the average content ´obscenely inaccurate´.

... when you buy books titled ´My neighbourhood´s power grid: conception, expanse, privatization and the '94 blackout: an critical view.', 'The rise and fall of the paper napkin. 1756-2005. Revised edition for the post-9/11 world.' and your favorite: "Road markings in the Lower Rhine area: the Reflector Revolution and it's aftermath; Third edition with fold-out maps.'

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If all else fails, a complete pig-headed refusal to see facts in the face will see us through. - General Melchett

I'm not even responsible for Kenny's state...

Jorit

PS: Cheater...

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I positively love that - I have the special edition including the volume of plates and use it daily.

Jorit

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None of my friends (or anyone else for that matter) will watch the movie "Pearl Harbor" with me, because I sit there and point out every innacuracie in the attack (never saw it in theaters, lucky for everyone else )

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-Abram
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If anyone volunteers to watch "Pearl Harbor", they wouldn't be my friend anymore.



-Chuck

Watching "Saving Private Ryan" and say loud and clearly in the movies.... HEY, THAT'S A FAKE TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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John Fisher

You know you are a history buff when, while watching Saving Private Ryan, you yell "Hey, the front sight on the MG-42 should be flipped up when it's firing!", or "The SS men never wore crew cuts!", or "It should have been P-47s, not P-51s in the end!".

I agree with both Abe and Chuck...

the same thing about Troy too.


...when your family argues over the proper origin of the term "break a leg".

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It's not who you are, but what you do that defines you.

...when you're watching a short film about made-up giant robots in WWII duking it out in 1943 and you point out that the Iowa class in the film is the modernized '80s version, not one of the WWII versions.

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De quoi s'agit-il?

On a more serious note...
Every time I hear the song "Look upon the bright sides of life" from the movie "Life of Brian", I am reminded of when the destroyer HMS Sheffield was lost during the Falklands War 25 years ago, almost to the day.

When the surviving crew returned to England the captain was inteviewed by BBC TV upon arrival at Heathrow Airport. Asked about how he felt about the loss of his ship, he told the reporters of his fantastic crew and his love and admiration for them and their spirit. How they lost several of their shipmates, saw others injured, maimed and burned and cared for them, battled the raging fire... And when he finally had given the order to assemble on the fordeck in preparation to abandon the ship, these exhausted men while waiting to be airlifted by the helos, after all they just had been through, started singing "Look upon the bright sides of life"! The capain was visibly moved when he told this and tears were clearly seen in his eyes. I will never forget that interview!

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Sten Ekedahl
Maj. (Retd) RSwAF

That is true too!

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-Abram
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I admit after having watched it at the cinema I then bought the DVD, good job I resold it at a profit in a week or so

When I read blatant inaccuracies in seemingly well informed (HAH!) articles in newspapers/magazines. eg: A local paper once stated that during WWII Liverpool had been SHELLED as well as bombed. I'll bet that was news to everyone!

In a magazine reading that the TV series 'Band of Brothers' (absolutely great I thought) was a spin off from 'Saving Private Ryan'. Eh?

Where do they get these buffoons? The local asylum?

HAB

Sounds about right!

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-Abram
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You mean: Watching Patton and annoy the theater patrons with your "Hey, those Germans are driving Patton Tanks!"

Or laughing at the wristwatch on the arm of an American Union soldier in Dances with Wolves


(...and I'm not even going to touch the errors in Midway...)

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